Yeah, if Thursday could be friday
may your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your monday be short
i am nicer after 5pm Friday
where do you see yourself in 5 years
this is the 3rd time you've been late
My inner 12-year-old will be giggling forever
Let me get 3 shots of grey goose...or is it gry geese
just took a wee peek ootside
hey jude
From tomorrow, Tesco is putting up the price of Vodka by one penny, to £20
Born in the 70s Raised in the 80s Rocked in the 90s
when you walk away from your mixer
WHEN THE ALCOHOL KICKS IN AND YOU’RE NOT SHY NO MORE
weekend forecast
Shhhhh.....I am busy doing Sunday!
no I will not play call me maybe
my neighbours listen to good music whether the like it or not
to all of you who still listen to 80s music cheers
Remembering the words to every song from the 80s
big shout out to everyone whose music collection used to look like this
Just a reminder that there will never be a generation who fought harder against the wind that we did
My taste in music ranges from
Kids today look ridiculous in those skinny jeans
When someone says 90s music is better than 80s music
this one time at band camp
Your-Church-My-Church
that-moment-you-feel-a-breeze-at-a-rave
the-drop-had-me-like
eat-sleep-rave-repeat
Caution - Exposure to music
that moment when the dj plays one more song
when somebody passes you a drink over your dj equipment
roofers and fencing companies next week
Don’t be jealous cause I got gangnam style
its-5-oclock-somewhere
you never help with dinner
It’s not the size of your deck, it's what you do with it
What do old DJ’s love the most
Karen at the club do you do requests
arrives home music ends playing when you park
back in my day
my car is making a terrible noise
cat sound of music
How producers look when theyre cooking up a classic
sooty & sweep
walking onto the dancefloor when the dj plays my request
When all you want to do is - RELAX and LISTEN into Vandup Radio
how come you have som any drink vouchers
jesus was here
Get Ready Tax dodging Multi-Millionaires are on the way to get poor perople to
nothing ruins your friday more than realising its actually tuesday
things nobody said in the 90s
What genre of music would you like this evening
when youve heard teenagers refer to the 90s as calssics
to early for elf on the shelf
what can I say, shes starting to rub off on me
did you go out last night
leonardo dicaprio welcome to vandup radio
all guitars must be electric by 2023
I-lost-my-pizza-cutter,-so-I-used-a-Brian-Adams-CD
How-we-blocked-people-in-the-1980s
Don’t-ever-complain-to-me-about-buying-concert-tickets-online-says-teenager-from-the-1980s
it was the best part of the song and now I have to flip the tape over
i just found my walkman
me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage
so it turns out the D in DJ stands for digital not vinyl
lets make a 90s mix tape
when-you-are-watching-your-parents-struggle-to-untangle
can-i-play-christmas-music-now
whats-the-christmas-song
when a massive banger comes on at a rave and you own it on vinyl
if youre looking for a sign to drink tonight this is it
Back-once-again-with-the-Phil-behaviour
theres nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeead
She wanted Frozen stuff for Christmas
did you say you dont like christmas music
vinyl djs carrying their records to gigs. circa 2500BC
how many degrees should I set the wash to
Christmas Tip
All I want for Christmas is my two balls back
forget it, we're here for new noses
now thats got to hurt
santa too much information
Do you remember the most stupid thing you’ve ever said
How does Mr Miyagi eat his Babybel
If Benny and Bjorn had been called Steve and Dave, the group would have been called ASDA
My friend-look at this nice picture of Wales-Me-Actually those are cows
old mick donald half an arm PI Gi Joe
We asked 10 people to name a cheap form of public transport. You said.......Helicopter!
new year new me
out out VANDUP Radio
do not disturb duvet day
friday night party pants optional
dont let anyone invite mte to drink tonight
i-wil-one-drink-friday-night-meme
last night-today
Do you remember the most stupid thing you’ve ever said
CR15 REA driving home for christmas
and now the weather
happy wednesday
It's Thursday Let's Do This
We made it, it's finally Friday
By the time I realised that it was a shopping bag, I already missed the bus
do i have a date for valentines day
everyone can turn off the internet and go outside to play now
I got assaulted by 6 dwarfs last night
I like to have at least 5 practice beers before having my actual first pint
In the I’m geeting old department
Ive-got-blur-as-an-alram-clock
just slid these sausages on my antenna, now the radio plays absolute bangers
Me Googling the unknown number instead of just answering the phone like and adult
Me if I had a badge for every drunk adventure I’ve survived
New employee needed
nobody puts baby in a
see you all in church
smart, good looking, happy birthday
start of shift end of shift
when your boss ask for proof you're in hospital